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Subject: Sheena and Catbot: Miss Doolittle |
Sheena and Catbot got off a bus and made their way into a park. They walked by a bear stuck in a tree. “There’s a bear stuck in that tree,” Catbot observed. “Yes, we should walk away,” Sheena said. “You could just move him by calling to him.” Sheena looked away embarassed. “I know about your ability.” “Hey bear, move around slowly.” Sheena called out. The bear did as instructed and climbed down the tree. “There’s a box of girlscout cookies in that trash can over there.” The bear went to get the cookies. “I understand you caused trouble at a zoo once,” Catobt said. “I wanted a pet Oruangatang. Some cops tried to intervene.” “Ok, rule number 1. You can’t sick animals on people when you’re pissed. Rule number 2, Don’t go with Angie to that guy’s house tonight.” “How did you know about that?” “A flea gathered intel on you.” “A flea? Well, what’s he got to say about it?” “Nothing. I’ll call your dad, and tell him your at a makeout party.” “You could tell him I’m at Angie’s doing homework.” “Do I look like an irresponsible robotic cat? Come with me. I’m taking you home.” |
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